Follow this blog, it’ll make your dash light up with unicorns and freakin’ magic
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- me watching the olympics: how
that awkward moment when youre talking to a cute boy and then Alexander Dubček’s liberalisation reforms result in the 1968 warsaw pact invasion of czechoslovakia
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if i ever become famous, this blog never happened.
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It was 1934 when my husband left me, alone. Life on the prairie was a dreary existence; no telephone, no radio. Only a large, majestic bird with whom I shared my feelings. One day when I was feeling alone I said to him, “Oh, bird. You can fly. You can soar miles from this lonely place, yet you stay… Why?” And apparently, my question rang true, for that afternoon, the bird left. And so went my spirit.
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im gonna be sick
IM EATING
i can’t breathe
what u talkin ‘bout this shits sexy as hell.
I’M LAUGHIGN SO HARD AT THE DICK JUST HITTING THE CAMERA LIKE “ow”
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